shut it up now

Poor Dollie. Oh, you have no idea what she's had to listen to for the past two weeks. It's about a boy, of course. It almost always is. I only talk about two things, work and a boy, not always the same boy, but generally only one at a time. At least this boy is pretty great, so that's helpful. The thing is, he really likes talking and listening, so in a perfect world, I could talk to him about him and he'd probably never get annoyed, but we don't live in a perfect world, do we? No. And poor Dollie has to pay.

if there's another way to do it you'd think I'd know by now

This Personal DNA assessment is a lot better than the "incredible jerk" result I anticipated, so I'm pretty happy with it.

Benevolent Idealist

Stolen from Kim

waiting for tonight ... whoaaaaoaahahoaoahooo!

Here is the story of tonight (please read it as a very bad limerick):

There once was a girl named Jane
Who loves the Rangers and everyone said they would lose
So she screamed and she screamed
And they played really great
And Henrik got a shutout and Jagr was awesome and then she went and drank too many snakebites and now reheated an old eggroll and will go to bed in her Avery Rules t-shirt.

The end ... ?

PS For the first time, Gardenvision showed TWO of my text messages!
PPS Definitely for serious, I name my first born child that is a boy Sean Avery. Internal bleeding will do that to a girl.