can't deny me, why would you want to?

Oh, here is the thing. I went and had two strawberry mojitos (like a total girl, I know, but fresh strawberries are totally what have been missing from my two previous mojito disasters) at this bar, this bar I am now sure I want to have my party at. Oh, it is great. And the area? Great. And the deal? Great. I love it. Also, what is good and bad? Is that the WHOLE PLACE will have to listen to whatever music I pick, not just my party. Suck it, bitches.

THEN! I got off the bus and I got it on. That one is going out to all the "Sooner or Later" fans out there. I did not get off the bus and get it on. Instead, because I had two strawberry mojitos, I got off the bus and walked myself into the local bar that just happens to be right where the bus lets off. I had two beers, beat three high scores on Megatouch and learned a new joke. No, you can't hear it. I'm saving it for the party.

PS This has been such an awful (I was going to write week, but aside from a few saving graces like a brunch here and there and a baseball game, let's be honest -- MONTH, or maybe even summer) and it is going to be an awful weekend -- but be sure to tune in to the MTV Video Music Awards. Don't miss the Pre-Show By the Shore, which kicks things off at 6PM (I'm not kidding, that will probably rule -- and so I am so glad that tonight was good and fine. I even heard "Juicy" AND "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It to Me)." Life is good.