pull up to the bumper

I can't believe how soon I go to Minneapolis. Ah! Minneapolis. It is great there, and great Kim lives there with her great husband. Even her great family lives there too! They have great pho, and a great place of karaoke (even if they don't have karaoke when I am there for only two days). Oh, so great. I wonder will I see Oscar there? Because he moved to Minneapolis, you know. Isn't that weird? Wouldn't it be crazy to see him? I would cry and die.

Speaking of crying and dying, holy jeez, because Dollie told me of an episode of "Pimp My Ride" where some car had a family of rats living in the bumper. It is a lucky thing that I don't have Oscar anymore, because you know there were no rats living in the bumper, but you know I would have thought there were. And that is beyond disgusting.