save some face, you know you've only got one

I can't believe Sloan was last week already. Good thing I'm going to see them again in Minneapolis.

What? I'm going to Minneapolis? Yes. For all good things and people are there. I wish I could stay longer than the weekend. Someday.

On the topic of good things and people, I saw Mike Viola play at the Living Room last night — The Living Room, not my living room. He hasn't played my living room in years — and it was fantastic. I am so totally going again next week.

My new favorite thing to do is go out. This is bad timing, as going out costs money, and I keep buying plane tickets and planning trips. But I must go out. I went out last night (dinner and a rock show). I'm going out tonight (dinner and drinks). I'm going out Thursday (drinking and comedy) — guess who doesn't have to get up at 4AM on Friday! Heck yes, son. I am off. — and I am spending the entire day out and about on Saturday. Wow. It's great.

Also, I need some new friends. Maybe ones who get out of work at like 3PM like me. Or, you know, a little later. We can go to the movies. It will be fun! I am fun, I promise. But for some reason, no one new likes to be my friend in like 87 years. Now Dollie, she has tons of new people all the time who I don't really like who like her and want to go places. So what am I supposed to do while that is going on? Get cranky, mostly. Which is bad. So instead, I should get my own creepy weirdos to hang around with. Where are my creepy weirdos?!