my clumsy tired adorable foil, I couldn't miss you more

So Diet Coke with Splenda isn't totally gross. It's not Diet Coke with Sugar (man, that would be hot), but it's alright. I think I like Diet Pepsi Vanilla the best, because it sort of tastes like alcohol. I can pretend to be drinking vanilla vodka and coke. Which is fun at work.

If you eat 1/2 a pineapple, you kind of acid-burn your tongue. Well, at least I did.

I am so glad tomorrow is Friday. The only better thing would be if tomorrow were Saturday instead.

Remember when I used to be cool? Remember when we played "Which character in this ensemble movie are you?" and when we got to "Stand By Me" I always got to be River Phoenix? Always always. Because I was so cool? Now I am a scared nervous tentative loser dork who is afraid of laughing of shouting of talking of just being. And I hate it.

This week sucks.