somebody kicked out her cornerstone

I'm sorry, did I forget to mention that The Deadly Snakes have a double album coming soon? DOUBLE album? Because they do, and that is amazing. But I did just find out this minute, so it isn't that I forgot to mention it so much as I had no idea. It is called Porchella. Sounds good to me.

Also, if you happened to be spying the Best Record Ever whatever issue of Chart magazine and looked at Jay's sweater and said, "Hey, that looks so familiar. And yet I feel like that sweater is not Jay's," you are right. I think, unless they found a clone sweater. But yeah, that sweater, on that cover used to live in my house, kind of like how the famous Joel Plaskett orange cowboy shirt used to live on Joel and now it lives in my house. It is like a halfway house for rock star threads. Or something.

Danko Jones may be playing in a city near you! Please investigate for yourself. I can't even see Dr. Evening because my local show sold out. Whatever. Remember when I used to go see all of these damn bands and no one was else was hardly even there? You know, like the Dears and Stars and all them? Because now everything sells out, like a bitch. Like a darn tootin' sellout bitch. Because I like something, and then punks jump up three-to-nine years later and hop all on it.

Oh no, I turned crazy.