I'm a rebel and my .44 pops far

I went to the Upright Citizens Brigade last night, to see Jon Benjamin and Jon Glaser be interviewed by some dude in this thing called "Inside Joke." The problem I always have with comedy things is being lined up with comedy fans and thinking, "Oh my God. Why am I with these people?" And I totally have lost all self perspective, because I think I am somehow totally rock and roll and glamorous, PS you can't even believe the clothes I wear these days. I make these comedy people look totally rock and roll and glamorous, probably. Still, they are way nerdier.

Really. Even as I watched and learned from Jon and Jon and thought fondly of Scott Fellers and watched a film of Scott Fellers and couldn't remember how I became in love with him, I was convinced that I was way less nerdy.

EVEN as Dollie and I walked down 8th Avenue and I then recalled where the romance began, I still thought I was cool. This is very unbelievable, because as some of you may recall (I did not at first) I got in love with Scott Fellers because he kept looking at me during the show. He started it, you see.

Did I mention that Scott Fellers is a PUPPET!?! Because he is. And even better, not only did I think he was looking at me, Dollie thought he was looking at me as well. At one point during this show that took place three years ago, she turned to me and bugged out her eyes and/or elbowed me as if to say "Oh my GOD! He is totally looking at you," the way one might at a rock show.

So, you see, I am not a comedy nerd. Scott Fellers is a rock star. It can't be helped.

9:30 already? Time for bed!