supreme fashion

So are you having a "Project Runway" party? Because you know I am. Don't feel sad that you weren't invited. It's residents only.

Speaking of residents, El Fano is flying the coop on me. He's found his own hot bachelor pad (with cherry wood floors, the punk) in hot Queens. Yes, Queens is hot. I'm from there, aren't I?

I am hoping we can get the landlord to give us cherry wood floors too. We have the same landlord, you see. He brought me the lease on Monday, and next thing you know , El Fano and I are in his car and soon we were looking at this other place. They have a lot of good stores, too. Not Austin St. good, more like Fashion Cag good. But that's good.

Speaking of Queens and stores, I went to the Queens Center Mall (new and improved) on Sunday, and whoo, that was hot. Thumbs up. Although, if you have to use the ladies room, don't. Pee in your pants. You can put in nice bathrooms, but you can't make bitches stop peeing on the seats and throwing paper towels in the toilets. Pigs.

Root with me for Jay, people. He's even my buddy icon today.