he's her religion, riding on his motorbike

I've had five episodes of "Long Way Round" on the DVR (along with every single episode of "Lost" -- I will watch it eventually) and the DVR is full, so I have to DVD some stuff off of it, and figured I'd go with that.

Oh. Heavens. Ewan McGregor is hurting my feelings, even though it is only on in the background while I work, even though he has a gross beard. He is paining me, killing me, destroying me. Why is so great and fantastic? Dollie said today, before she left for work, "Why can't they clone him so that everyone can have one?" And I don't know why, because I really need one. It's an emergency.