will you serve me my meals when I'm buried alive?
I am hungry for breakfast or lunch or some kind of something to make me feel better and less hungover, but there isn't anything appetizing here. And I don't want to call in for lunch because I kind of want to go out and get fish and chips for dinner tonight (which is just terrible, I know) and I can't go out and buy something to make for lunch because I have to sit here all day. Oh, what a world.
Last night for dinner I made this genius meal. They had those superlean boneless pork chops on sale, so I marinated them in fancy sesame ginger teriyaki stuff and made them on the GFG, then I cut them up into bite bits, and threw them in a pan with more teriyaki stuff and broccoli, red bell peppers and snow peas and then I mixed in brown rice. It was so good, you can't even understand.
Oh, you know what is amazing? That I just typed all that because P. Phone likes if I say what I make for dinner, PS P. Phone is not eating pork chops. BUT I bet it is delicious with any meat or non meat protein source. Hooray! Although, Stonewall Kitchen is not Kosher. Boo! Ugh. I cannot win. Anyway, maybe someone else will like this story of food. El Fano and Dollie can relive the magic by reading it.
I don't know if you've read this amazing piece of unbelievable genius, but if you haven't, you must. Right now.
posted by j @ 12:45 PM
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I am reliving the FOOD experience right NOW! "mmmmm" it was AMAZING! ... and OMG! that link WAS "an amazing piece of unbelievable genius"!!!! Ruby ROCKS! — I am sorry about your food plan of the moment! :[ { i hate that story} ... my coffee this morning did not quite do the trick, but I am keeping up with my lent[in] offering and I will be taking lunch. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR SUCH AMAZING FOOD! ... really, it was a dish of "amazing delicious-ness"
ahaha, I was thinking "I love it when Jane does this!" and then I got to the part that said "Jane is doing this for me!" :D
See, it's nearly always vicarious anyway, because I can't cook like you to save my life. Besides, it's meat, I can just delude myself that I know what it tastes like. If you were cooking shellfish, then I'd have to be like "I don't get it."
This is a terrible story. I've been known to make foolish food safety mistakes, but eating meat after a week is an especially bad one. Didn't it smell weird? I think I sometimes invent that things smell weird when they don't, just to avoid eating potentially scary things.
Oh no, I just thought of old milk, and now I have to go die.
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