she's got some catching up to do
Guess what happened?
Did you guess that I spent a bunch of money at Sephora, then drunkenly left the bag in a bar, only to get it promptly returned due to my amazing talent of knowing bartenders all over the neighborhood?
Because you'd be right.
Did you guess that at Sephora I had my first "Sit in the chair and I will do your makeup" experience? And it was not horrible?
Correct, sir!
Did you guess that I went to a free screening of "Moulin Rouge!" where I sat in like the third row and thought I was in the movie? PS, Who wants to hear my good old meeting Ewan story?
Bingo!
Did you guess that I found a new fun boyfriend who loves good songs and hates fakers and wants to hang out with me and say cute things while I watch TV and cook?
No, you're wrong.
Wait. Wait one minute there, cowboy. Did you dare to guess again that I got a full-time job finally, after three years of sparse part-time freelancing and selling off my possessions to survive? Would you be so callous?
You did? You would? You win! And so do I.
posted by j @ 12:54 AM
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YAY! Now, if we can work on guess #4...
it's ABOUT TIME the universe came to its senses. hurray and congratulations and all those good things!!!!
and another thing: THEY are the ones who win. and you can tell them i said so.
Oh, yahooooooo! Excellent, most excellent! (I guess this means you don't need that assassin gig now.)
yay! details please!
Jane! Congrats! (Strangely, you were in my dream last week eating sushi...hmm.) Best of luck with the new job! When do you start? - brooke (a/k/a rhubelerosko, a/k/a brookiebaby)
Thank you thank you thank you! What an inspiring chorus of happy hoorays. If you really want the boring story, I mostly told it today.
lmXGPo The best blog you have!
MDSULP actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Thanks to author.
Please write anything else!
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Please write anything else!
Wonderful blog.
Thanks to author.
Wonderful blog.
Magnific!
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
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