we'll need a network, we'll need a series
You know those two comedians that are together on "Best Week Ever"? The ones who are always together and you wonder maybe if they are together? Well, me and Dollie are going to be them, only way funnier.
First off, we complement each other beautifully, she of the après-garde Emo Phillips/Gilda Radner school, and me of the "How you gonna give me one duck sauce when I bought 12 egg rolls?" Donnell Rawlings (Ashy Larry) school. (Donnell/O'Donnell, it's obvious).
People already always wonder if we are together, and we're much cuter than them, so the wondering is more wonderful. And, as previously stated, we're much funnier.
No weekly pop culture roundup can hold us, though. We're going straight (hey!) for the hour-long weekly (or daily) variety show. It is going to be hot, son. So, who wants to offer up the TV deal? I heard Craig Ferguson isn't working out. So what do you say? Big Les, I'm looking at you.
posted by j @ 11:09 PM
4 Comments:
This title brought to you by:
Thrush Hermit - "Claim to Lame"
Oh my goodness. And apparently if you tune in to E! coverage of the Academy Award (TM) nominations, you will see something (by which I mean someone) who will make us all more certain of this than ever. If that were even possible. Apparently so!
I think I need to explain apres-garde. The theory at play here is that avant-garde is before; as such it is over. Apres-garde is after. It is next. You're not ready for it, dig? Yes, we reserve the right to redefine terminology as we see fit.
Also, that had nothing to do with Kim's comment, which was a fantastic in joke that you will never understand.
Post a Comment
<< Home