we are here because we are broke

Man, all the whiners begging for Dears tickets are making me mad. "Who knew it would sell out?" I knew, punk. And man, how many times have I seen them with like only 20 other people there? There must be a whole lot of late to the gamers out there.

That said, if you haven't seen them, you really should. And if you want to come to Greenpoint and buy my two tickets for $80 (negotiable) so I can stay inside my nice warm apartment tonight and watch "High School USA" over and over again, let me know.