your good side isn't showing

Haha! I guess Randy Johnson is officially a Yankee now (after all that, I missed it. Oops!) because he is in New York putting his hand in front of cameras, tirade-style. Awesome. So I guess the team finally has their perfect spokesman. And I guess that Liam fellow had the right idea.

Poor Carl Pavano, though. He has to be a.) a Yankee (he doesn't know it yet, but he will hate this) AND b.) on a team with that guy. He should clearly be spending his off-time at the Jane + Dollie Home For Wayward (And Unhappily Employed) Celebrities. We'll make it all better, promise.

In other sports news, I have no idea who Beltran is (it sounds like a airplane manufacturer), and Pedro Martinez still makes me vomit.

In other other news, I decided on a new DDYWNYC feature, called O.P.I.

Down With O.P.I.?
No, not the nail polish. While I enjoy beauty products as much as the next girl, the last thing we need here is an entire recurring feature on one brand of nail polish. Obviously. Instead, O.P.I. stands for Other People's Interviews, a genius (if borderline illegal? Help me out here) idea I have wherein ... READ MORE

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