a cloud short of heaven

I keep having "I Got 5 On It" stuck in my head. That is certainly not OK. I didn't even know what that song is about. I believe that I vaguely thought it was strippers (what?) as the only line I ever knew was "I got five on it," but evidently it is drugs. Not even hard drugs. What a snooze. Strippers are much more interesting. This is why I should be writing songs.

Hey, you know Johnny Carson had the same birthday as me, 50 years older. Clearly that means I should have a talk show (at least I've always gone with that theory), but maybe that also means I will die 50 years from today. Not a bad run. Ooh, and this show just said that he was known for being "never easy" -- see, we are one and the same. You know, because I am difficult.