streetlights, people, ohhhh ho!
Dear Mr. Jesus,
Please don't let them cancel "Arrested Development." It is my only hope.
PS Remember how when Kevin Spacey was on Saturday Night Live, and they did that joke of "you're my only hope" and that was the first time i understood it, and it was only from context? Because I hate "Star Wars"? That was awesome.
Remember when I used to go see SNL live because I was an awesome person who knew awesome people? Yeah, that was hot.
Remember when I used to say "that was hot" like before Paris Hilton was even born? No, I'm not bitter. Shut up.
Remember?
Remember how I went out tonight to the R Bar, and they had 70 comedians, and I had 45 drinks and so I don't remember most of anything? Also amazing. I know I played "Don't Stop Believing" and met some lady with a fantastic name who was there the night of the riot and gave me riot tips, and I also talked to some lovely famous people of comedy, and that bitch Brendan, who irritatingly took my table.
PPS did you notice that they kept saying "PS" on "Committed"? When do I get paid for that nonsense? First "Friends" and now this. Try an original idea, and call me in the morning.
But please don't call me tomorrow morning, because I will be feeling bad.
love*jane
PPPS There could be some hot links in this post, but I am so not up for links right now.
posted by j @ 3:10 AM
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There are these weird Web animation things on my work homepage where one of the TV people somehow walk on to the page and say stuff like "give money to tsunami victims" or whatever, and they come out of nowhere and look like crazy holograms, and everytime that happens I do the "... you're my only hope" line and, you know, crickets. I don't remember getting this old this fast. Also, yay drinking!
OMG! I can not even believe that I am a "function"ing human-being this morning!?! The R-bar was AMAZING!! ps: after the comedians had come and gone, how ALSOME[ly] cute {and hot} was Michael the bartender?! [smiles and porn galore!] and PSS: how ALSOME[ly] cute {and hot} we WE!?!— don't even get me started! ;] I swear I keep wanting to call that lovely lady "Bathsheeba" but you know I just wanted to post that name on your BLOG! ;] .. but I think it was "GOYA"? or "YAMMA" omg! I can't remember! ... but it was ALSOME! Thank you so much for FUN and AMAZING times. [OMG!] out-of-control! ;] I need to find some coffee! I missed my D&D ladies somehow this morning, so I am going to take an early morning break and revive my soul! [lol]
ps: overheard on the "L" train this morning... "dude- I heard that D&D ([not the coffee] but the ever so "magical" roll playing game) is going to be big this year, we got to get our dice!" ... and my sleepish reply to these boys " D&D is soooo HOT this year!" — I just couln't resist!
psss; YOU ROCK! ;]
pss ss ss: we WE = were WE! ;] xoxoxo :el fano:
Oh man. I do not feel great right now, but my hair looks fantastic.
It wasn't Goya or Yamma, but something sort of in between. You know Dollie will remember. She is sleeping, of course. We should all start work at 11!!
Hmm, what else. Oh, Kim, I can't believe everyone doesn't know the "you're my only hope" line. That is bananas. That I didn't know it for so long only shows that I am a total weirdo. Anyway, remember when it was Ana Gasteyer being Barbara Streisand (I think?) "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi? You're my only hope?" It was lovely and amazing.
Oh man. Work.
Oui oui! Haha.
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