does your [girl]friend work for MTV?

Oh. I got in love. It is the fault of this lady, who reminded me to marry Ben Parker. In a way. I always forget to think of Ben Parker and the love I have for him. Then I watch videos of him and lovely Jason, and I read that he is born in 1975 like me (remember when I told you how no decent man was born in 1975? Wrong again. That could have been his birthday!) Also, I swear I didn't remember what he looked like. Did I even know?

Do you want to know? I will show you! (He is the one closer to you. To me, really)

EEEeeeee! He is so cute. Cute cute cute. And great. Great great great. He makes great songs with Jason, and then he sings them! He doesn't do that anymore, but I bet he does other great things instead. Like becoming my husband. Or, you know, making and singing other great songs with other people.

Would you like to watch a video? You can! Even he is a great actor. Also, look at the cuteness some more!! Look at him rocking that gold chain. Love him! But not as much as I do, else I will cut you.