miles and miles and miles and miles of chains

It has been a long while, hasn't it? And not even a good long while. Just a long while.

So what's new? Well, I hate work. Well, maybe not work. Maybe it's working that I hate. But still, hate. I keep trying to do the XML/HTML coding right so that the producers will like me better and let me be one of them. I think being a producer would be much more fun. I'm trying to get adopted.

Speaking of hate, I got my brother a T-shirt that says, "Part-Time Lover, Full-Time Hater" which was so fantastically him (some day I'll tell you that "Part-Time Lover" by Stevie Wonder story -- just kidding, Mike. I won't tell). I believe he will never wear it although it is fantastic, but he says he will wear it. So I will just have to wait and see.

I'm selling my car. For a ridiculous bargain. Obsessed fans, take note: This is the closest you will ever get to a piece of me, so buy it now! PS Clearly I should get a job as a car want ad writer. So talented. And check out that coding!