you know me to be neither rash nor impulsive

And! Yes, I am totally bidding on two things at the Brando auction. Laugh all you want, but you'll be sorry when I'm the one screaming "Get off that water buffalo! It was Marlon Brando's!!!" at my kids. Also, I touched the "Superman" tunic (which would look fantastic on me, by the way) and wondered aloud about his odd DVD collection, but I was way cooler than that dude trying on all his hats. Eek.