better learn how to face it

That British study of what people want played at their funeral (I think I'm supposed to link to something here, but I'm tired) has all sorts of internet nerds talking about funeral songs. So here's mine, because, remember it's about who's left behind as much as it's about who's going:

• She's Gone - Hall & Oates
• Without You - Nilsson
• Here I Am Lord

Gorgeous.

I have a new plan for a book: When To Kill Yourself: A Practical Guide To Auto-Euthanasia, by Jane. Inspired by current events and an absolutely enraging episode of "Without a Trace" that I shouldn't have saved for tonight (evil murderous child molester kills himself — after he's abducted at least three kids and killed one). It's about the greater good, people. I'm fielding publishing offers and accepting advances now.