clear thoughts tied in black and blue knots
From Flaming Pablum. I think I am supposed to tag others, but I'd love for us all to have less pressure in our lives. If you want to do this, go for it.
FIVE THINGS....
...I don't understand:
1. the use of the singular "pant" when speaking of clothes that cover legs
2. people who push their way on to the train as others are trying to get out
3. why there is still no way for me to teleport
4. the religious right's take on Christianity
5. how the National Enquirer gets it right so often
...I bought on eBay:
1. Joel Plaskett's famous orange cowboy shirt
2. Cod Can't Hear featuring Sloan's "A Case of You"
3. discontinued favorite bra - as many "NWT"s as I can find
4. a brown replacement for my blue corduroy Wrangler jacket
5. Guys Next Door promo box
...I have but do not want:
1. a sunburn
2. anemia
3. an exciting, challenging, enviable job
4. a huge broken printer on my kitchen counter
5. dirty laundry
...I want but do not have:
1. room on my DVR for VH1 Classic's reairing of the first 24 hours of MTV
2. a drivers' license
3. my own house
4. a dog
5. a large iced coffee
Oh, now I have the iced coffee! Thanks, Dollo.



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This title brought to you by:
Sloan - "Before I Do"
We have all 24 hours on various media in our house, if you want us to copy it somehow. As you probably know, the only stuff worth keeping is the videos because hello, no host segments? And that scrawny old VH1 Classic lady being all, "Hey, there was this concert called Live Aid and it was on MTV in the '80s!" for no good reason. But dare I say I have never seen so much April Wine and Shoes in such a concentrated period on any television, ever. And I want one of those Rod Stewart "Sex Police" T-shirts desperately.
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