writing to reach you

Dollie's suggested letter for me to send to Don McKellar:

Dear Don McKellar,
I have, in the past, overlooked the severe lazy eye of Chris Murphy (after he won a Juno), and it enables me to overlook your similar shortcoming. I was going to approach you back at the "Childstar" premiere at BAM, but you were not nearly accomplished enough to attract me. Now that you've added a Tony and a Drama Desk Award to your mantle, I am now ready to consummate my newfound attraction.

Gold, baby. Gold.