how could our love be so blind?

So I'd planned not to vote for "American Idol," first citing journalistic objectivity, then because I hated everyone. But now I only hate one, and it's Katharine. The bitch doesn't even know how to spell her name, plus she thinks she is the truth. She is not. Did you hear her today when she got lippy with the judges? "You guys are so hard on me these past few weeks." None answered, "It's because you have been sucking," but they should have. I remember when my brother's 8th grade graduation song was "I Believe I Can Fly" (mine was "One Moment in Time," because I am old) those kids did a better job.

Anyway, my point is, "American Idol" is trying to keep me down for they will not accept my texts for Elliott. They are hating on me and on him, and I hate it. It is a conspiracy.

Seriously, you know I hate Katharine (and love Elliott) even if I am voting for Elliott when he flipped the lines in "Open Arms." I do not play around with Journey.

Also, go on Taylor. It needs to be a Taylor / Elliott finale. Because that's what America is: Kind of weird and not very attractive but better than some slut with a high opinion of herself who spends an inordinate amount of time on the floor. It's like I'm saying.

Also, does "Try a Little Tenderness" always always ALWAYS remind you of that Tender Vittles (I think?) commercial. "You may get weary/ Cat owners do get weary opening can after smelly can ... Why mess with that mess? Try a little tenderness!" I'm telling you, when your first experience with a song is a commercial, it's dangerous. Just wait until kids start singing "It's crumb-elievable" and you will know.

PS "Oreo Big Stuf! Who do you think you are?"