don't shave too high you'll regret it later

Um, am I into beards? I just saw lovely Henrik (Who did something over the weekend to strain his hip flexor. Whatever. I have my theories and I'm not happy) and he was totally clean shaven and I thought, "Oh, that's not nearly as good." Which would mean very little except that a couple of weeks back I saw a person I used to know who I was never very into and he looked especially rumpled with a few days growth and I thought, "Wow, you look much better." But I hate beards! Why do I like them? I am so confused right now.