all it takes is a little talking

I finally discovered Tim Gunn's podcasts, and whoa was that a mistake. Now not only have I stopped listening to music, I've busted out laughing (and have been unable to stop) twice on public transportation.

The first time was on the bus, and Tim was trying to understand Marla and Diana's Banana Republic window. "What was that? All that ripped up, crumpled up paper there? It was this messy office. What is it saying? One thing it would be saying is, 'I'm going to take this outfit and get out of here,' but what time is it? I would have wanted to leave at 11AM. Forget about leaving at 7PM."

The other time was on the subway, and he was talking about Raymundo's weird old lady outfit for Barbie. "She looked like Charlize Theron in 'Monster.' She was schlumped over and drooling practically."