the plan won't accomplish anything if it's not implemented

I was waiting for the bus today, and these two teen-ish moms with their two three year old kids were happening by. "Get the fuck away from me. Stop touching me. I can't stand you" one said to her child. That child then started acting up (shocker) and then pulled something from the other child's hand. That little boy started crying, at which point his lovely mother said, "Stop being such a faggot. He didn't even hit you that hard."

Oh the things you see when you haven't got your gun.

I started thinking things to say to these people. Evil horrible nasty things that I've never said to anyone ever. Things I don't think I've ever thought, never mind said out loud. Instead of those things, I will say that it may be time for me to take my vigilante lust on the road and stop problems before they start. Because, seriously, those two little boys are going to grow up to be total maniacs (clearly) and totally rob and rape my children. And that is not OK.

Perhaps I should start carrying around the Chad Hunt SuperCock (TM?) and hand out hearty cock slaps to offending parents. And all other offending parties. I'm going with the SuperCock because it is big and terrifying and could probably whip out some facial fractures in the right hands. Also, I don't think anyone would let me carry a gun.