you like to ... move it!
My Chinese restaurant fortune today said, "You are offered the dream of a lifetime. Say yes!" Wow! I wish they could be a little more specific, but still, best fortune ever.
Also, I got a second interview request today from the nice job with the good normal interview. I don't really know what to make of a second interview, but I guess it can't be all bad. I imagine they don't say, "We're pretty sure we don't want you. Could you come in one more time so we are certain?" But what do I know?
Still no computer. Come on Apple.
Speaking of that, .MAC comes with two logo stickers. Two? That's pretty cheap, people. If you want me to spread the word, you've got to send like 10 at least. Do you know how many albums Sloan has sold since I put that Action Pact sticker on my truck? Millions, baby. Is that even what those Apple stickers are for? You know I have no idea. I imagine I will have a lot of these stupid questions, so get ready.
I am trying to stop saying the F, so I started saying Butt instead. Like, "Oh butt!" Or "What the butt was that?"
One time I said, "What the butt!?" except with the F was last night, when these two hugging teenagers in the middle of the street wouldn't get out the way until we went to move (we are in a 1984 Jeep that has brakes, but you wouldn't know that by looking at it) into the opposite lane -- at which time they moved into that lane. Those bitches were lucky my window was closed, because I would have jumped out of it to beat them with The Club. For real. Stupid kids. That's how you know your neighborhood is gettin' ghetto -- people just standing in the middle of the street when a giant rusty truck comes barrelling at them. Dame.
posted by j @ 5:08 PM
1 Comments:
A) I think it is that they want to sit you down and offer you things and if you say yes, then they start doing things like paperwork or whatever. I like to think they are nice smart people and would like to tell you good news in person rather than over the phone. Plus maybe this way they don't want to let you go, like to say, "Oh, let me think about it and call you back." They will be like, "We will not let you leave until you work for us, for we love you so," like crazy stalkers but in a good way, in that they pay you money and don't actually stalk you. Also it puts the ball in their corner that you might not be prepared to dicker (snicker) with them over salary or something. I don't know, I'm talking crazy talk maybe, but I think this is a good sign!
B) I wish that they would get you your computer already, though. Did you order direct from Apple Store? Maybe once they open up a bunch of retail stores, their door-to-door service goes down the hole, which is TERRIBLE! TERRIBLE! Our eMacs need to become long-distance pals already.
C) I've never understood the concept of the Apple stickers myself. I think they're just a silly cute extra? I stuck one on my printer and the rest have been collecting in a drawer.
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