I must confess, I still believe
For some hellish reason, I have "My loneliness ain't killing me no more" from Britney Spears' "Stronger" stuck in my head. Horrible video. Great line though. You know, because it references "Hit Me Baby, One More Time" (still her best shot) and you know how I love songs that reference other songs by the same artist (see Joel Plaskett's entire catalog.)
Guess what I did yesterday and this morning? Did you guess, "Take on extra work for that company that owes you six weeks pay?" Well, if you did, you're right! Am I deranged? Quite possibly. But I just earned a sweet sum I'll likely never see. Jealous?
PS Whenever I say, "Jealous?" be sure that it is an impersonation of Amy Poehler's one-and-a-half legged lady.
What else? Hmm. Oh! I have a job interview on Tuesday. I think. At a place that wants me to work during the day for a sensible amount of time at sensible pay. What? Yeah, so we'll see what happens with that.
You want to know why I love Blogger (despite the name)? It is because just now I accidentally (in a caffeine-fueled typing frenzy) hit some combination of keys that left this page and went to Google for no reason, but when I came back, all this type was still here. Suck on that, Diaryland. Oh, don't be sad. I still love you Diaryland. I'm just not IN love with you ... no more.
posted by j @ 1:52 PM
1 Comments:
Oh no!!! I'm sorry that the ick is on you now, but at the same time, $$$$$ <--- imagine those are invisible. Anyway, it was that I decided not to answer the request because I felt I should hold onto my seething anger until "the morn," and ``` goes, "I take it you don't want to work?" and then explains to me who would be getting the work instead, as if it's any of my business?!?!?!?!?! Be a professional, join the professionals today. I hope you get this job, if only so you can tell certain people to suck it. In the meantime, I think I'll write back and say that I was too busy flying my invisible airplane and playing with my golden lasso to notice their emails. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm lovin' it
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