they'll never give up
Let's say you sent an email to a rockstar. And last time you sent an email to this rockstar, he didn't get it, and complained to you that he must have your wrong email because the one he independently sent you at about the same time totally bounced back. So you sent him another email just recently, and he didn't write back, which is, based on past patterns, out of character, save this last time where he didn't get it. Do you send him another email and risk appearing insane?
Dear Rockstar, I'm glad you are coming to town!
Two weeks pass.
Dear Rockstar, Still glad you are coming to town!
PS I finally got paid!
In other news, I love Snake. Love him, love him. I know it for official sure because not only did I love him when he was a cute tall dorky juniorhighschooler, I even love him now that he is a cute tall dorky media immersion teacher. Whatever that is. I wonder if the real guy is really married? Because he should probably marry me. Remember when he was on "Twitch City"? Yeah. And last weekend I somehow totally accidentally came across this awful movie that he was in a whole lot. It said, "Introducing," as if I hadn't been introduced to him in 1986 or whatever. Please.
This is the saddest sad, isn't it? Yes, Jane, it is. Only that I haven't seen any real boys (save El Fano) in weeks now. Because I don't leave the house, and they aren't coming over. Bastards. Snake is in my living room every night. What else can I do?
PS The Snake thing would be beyond awful, if it wasn't all just a smokescreen to hide my (definition of all that is awful) love for one of these boys. Listen, just because I'm not 16 doesn't mean I don't still realize that some boys who are 16 are cute. Right? It's not like I want to make out with him or anything (Whereas, I really would marry Snake). Also, the one I like is 18 now. Anyway, in this Degrassi band, I like one and Dollie likes one. You will never ever guess which and who. Never. I defy you. Or not.



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Zit Remedy -- "Everybody Wants Something"
Don't you always sing "Everybody loves Raymond, they'll never give up" when you see the title "Everybody Loves Raymond"? Because I do.
Nice digs you got here. I know I don't comment as much as I should, but I still read your musings. -- Beatlesgyrl
On this Degrassi band, I cannot even venture a guess! I simply cannot! But I am deathly curious.
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