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9.19.2007

good things are fantastic

In the interest of improving your life with my inane thoughts, I've decided to post far too frequently for as long as I can keep it up. Because why not?

In that vein, I don't believe that I have introduced my star system of grading. It's quite simple, like all great things. Things that are great (a la — and including — Alec Baldwin's Tony Bennett) get five stars. All other things get zero stars.

Two examples from this morning:

  • My Black Ice Chai (it's a chai latte, with shots of espresso, from this lovely local cafe) gets five stars.
  • Dollie also gets five stars for trekking there to get it, and waking me up at 9:40 to drink it (oh, I will miss this luxury!)
  • On the other hand, El Fano's news that he can't go shopping with us on Saturday because he has to help his office move (seriously, how CHEAP ARE THESE MOTHERF-ERS!) gets zero stars.
Get it? Got it? Good.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

for-serious! ;[ its "UN-GODLY" i swear ;[ ... i even gave that news [negative] stars if such a rate-ting system would exists .. i think most of the time my work would get negative stars.. wouldn't you agree ms. Jane?! ... s i g h .. we are so cheap we would leave the last "p" off for savings ... and still try to convince the client that "chea" spelled [anmd sounded like] cheap .. ;[ ... ugh and oof.. but 5 STARS to your RATING SYSTEM! ;] I love it and I LOVE YOU!! oxoxox miss you! hugs and love :el fano:

2:31 PM, September 19, 2007  

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