would you knooooooow MYYYYY naaaaaaaaame?

I've got a new pretend boyfriend at the hockey game. He sits in my section and seems to have the same ticket plan I do. He is cute. I insisted that Dollie pick a name for him (I have to call him something), and she named him Jorge.

"Why Jorge?"

"Well, I told you I thought he was French!"

There was laughing. There was screaming. And that's all there is to say about that.

PS This title is from a Sheila Divine song. (I fixed it so that you know that it isn't Eric Clapton). And speaking of The Sheila Divine, Dear Leader, starring Sheila Divine frontman Aaron Perrino, is playing Friday night. Yay! OH NO! They are not. I just went to the page to link to it, and it's canceled. Now I cry all day forever.