I know you know who they are because I've been talking to them backstage

Oh oh oh. There's a reason that no one is searching for Cool Ice, Cold Soda, and that is because I spelled it wrong. It is Kool Ice Kold Soda. Duh. Now that I know how to spell it, and know there is content on the interwebs, I feel so much better. Now I have to have faith that would-be one true loves do not cheat and look it up. If you step to me on the Kold Soda tip, you will be tested. Believe.