never read or hardly wrote

My vacation is over. Boo. But I don't want to go back to work. I am clearly cut out for a life of leisure.

Also, I have a new favorite song. It's called "You and I Are a Gang of Losers" and it is the greatest great ever. And it is from my favorite album all year, The Dears' Gang of Losers — not to be confused with my favorite mixtape all year, Gay Pimp's This Is New York City, Bitch: The East Village Mixtape. I'll explain later. And there are more unsolicited year-end favorites to come. Get into it.