a little payback for everyone

As I sat on the bus on my way home this evening, I thought, "I wonder if I could track down Karla Homolka. I think she's just up in Quebec. That's not even a long trip."

If you don't know who she is, or how reading this book is starting to make me think very bad Paul Kersey-esque thoughts, this may sound harmless. It isn't.

Now of course I would never act on these thoughts, for I respect the sanctity of human life (unlike some people I could mention, Karla!), but could I spit in her face, maybe? Just once? Or, you know, slap her real hard? I think one minor violent act would go a long way toward making me feel better. Or, maybe some non-violent torture? I promise to let her go once I get her really hysterical. If she somehow gets arrested for something new and Canadian law enforcement wants to bring me in to work the case, I'm available.