if you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it

Thank you, (the majority of voters of) America. Thank you for disregarding real facts and instead believing some lie someone told you once, even in the face of your amazing wrongness.

Thank you for making "morality" a major issue in this election. And by "morality," I mean this interesting brand of morality wherein sacrificing Iraqis and American soldiers for no discernible reason is wonderful, and having a personal relationship that has no effect on anyone else is horrible. And somehow your business. A morality where you can lie as much as you like, so long as you go to church. Amazing.

Either this is a nation of total and complete idiots, or I'm totally and completely insane. My vote is in.