you don't think that I tried for you?

I don't know much about election districts. You'd think they would divide them up by the number of registered voters, not just streets, but for some reason, although the other precincts had long lines, Dollie and I were the only ones there for the 93rd when we voted at 9:15. I first chalked this up to being the few people for blocks who speak English and don't have 47 character last names, but again, shouldn't they divide it up by voters, not people in general? Whatever.

Anyway, I voted and it was so easy and took like 90 seconds. Lucky.

PS What is this talk of "I Voted" stickers? We didn't get stickers. I'm pretty sure I've never gotten a sticker. Boo! Man, NY gets no election love. I bet all those punks in Ohio and Florida had more stickers than they knew what to do with. Why should the swing states get all the shine? No one asked me who I voted for. No one knocked on my door to get me to vote. None of the dudes up for big Prez even stepped foot in my town. I don't like being taken for granted, bitches. I voted. Where's my sticker?