oh, don't look surprised

This shocks me, honestly.
CNN.com - Dunst, Gyllenhaal break up

I always feel bad when famous people break up (unless they are hateful horrors) just like I feel bad when nonfamous people break up (unless one party is a hateful horror). People are the same wherever you go, and all that.

Anyway, it's about time I had a 23-year-old boyfriend, so I should just look on the bright side. Although, speaking of bright, he isn't terribly. Which gets boring. Bleh, there went that idea.