lifting her dress up, trying to keep up

Oscar came home today. And it cost $520, not the $600+ estimate. For this, I am happy. I'd be happier if it were $5.20, but what can you do? Jack predicts he'll be fine and great, unless the transmission goes, which could happen at some point, but we'll have plenty of notice. He says. We hope.

Do you know about Kiki & Herb's big farewell? Now that I have my tickets, I can tell you. Because you know I am just not the type of gal who can be happy for you going if I'm not. Especially if you know about it because of me. And that you could get your tickets right early because you are a rich bastard. Yeah. PS Why aren't tickets to shows all $7? Come on, people. Give me a break, here.

Is Ali G different this season? Because it is embarrassing to the point that I can't watch. Maybe it is just that I am more pathetic and can't handle it? I'm willing to accept that fact, and I will keep watching. I like pain. "Entourage" wasn't that good. And that Turtle guy is like everyone I've ever hated ever. Ugh. Just what we need on TV, more of that. I hope my lovely gays come back on cable soon. I miss them already.

Kill me. Please.

So most everyone got tired of Friendster never working, much the same way most everyone got tired of Diaryland never working anymore. Not that I ever even did anything on Friendster but sign on to check for bulletins (I can never spell that word right the first time) anyway. But still, now I have accounts over at MySpace.com (which aspires to be a more rock and roll site, I guess) and also Orkut (which aspires to make me feel stupid by not "getting" the name, I guess.) All in all, just two more venues at which to waste time, make no new friends and get no job! So join me, won't you?