I'd love to but I can't, sir

I love Sloan. Even when I don't like some of their songs, even when I (temporarily) don't like some of them as people (hey, it happens), I always love them. And this time, they made it so easy. With two fun shows and two totally normal after-show meetings, they made me want to follow them all over the world. Though I cannot. I especially cannot follow them right now, as they are about to go to Australia, which is very far away. I do not have the money or time for that. I will tell you that if JetBlue went to Minneapolis, I'd totally go to that show this weekend and make Kim be my date. Unfortunately for me (and maybe fortunately for Kim) JetBlue doesn't go there. I hate you right now, JetBlue. Even if you let me fly for free.

I was just watching "Subterranean," and I was thinking how they should hand the show over to me. I have experience, and I would play much better songs. (Seriously, there were some barkers in there this week.) Also, think of all the people they could fire (I know how you love to do that, people who rule MTV2!) Also, I am cheap. Ask anyone. PS I can't believe I didn't direct that sick Of Montreal video (and I mean sick as in not well). It truly has the jane and dollie tm mark.

What podcasts should I be listening to? Talking ones, not song ones. What I listen to now is "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern" and "Savage Love." I enjoy them both immensely. Another talk radio thing I enjoyed is Howard Stern, c. 1995. Clearly I've put together a clear profile rife with clarity, so leave me some suggestions.

Speaking of Howard Stern c. 1995, why has NO ONE posted the video of when they spray-can-haired Scott the Engineer? This was genius classic TV/radio. They even gave him a widow's peak! I must have it on tape somewhere, but who has time to look through all those tapes? Do you think someone would pay me to digitize all of my video? Because it's good for America.