somebody just said 'see you later'
I'm watching "American Idol," like you do, and I got so angry that Haley gets to sing "Turn the Beat Around" with Jennifer Lopez's help. Why, God? Haley sucks. That song rules. Jennifer Lopez is, honestly, one of my personal icons. You may think I'm kidding. I totally am not. I love Jennifer Lopez.
And then, all of a sudden, Phil Stacey sings "Maria Maria," clearly one of the 20 worst songs of all time, and I realize that if I did the indie rock remix of it, maintaining all of it's awkward, embarrassing "glory" it would be on Never Hear the End of It.
And that, finally, is the best way for me to explain what I don't like about that album.
posted by j @ 8:37 PM
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"the indie rock remix"
Oh my GOD! That is it. That is a revelation.
I was (and still am) so jealous of everyone who got sexy dance lessons from Jennifer Lopez. I saw nothing but green, it was horrible.
Jennifer Lopez is a shrill, talentless harpee who should be tarred, feathered and fed to the jackals.
Alex, what is it like to be consistently wrong about so many things? I ask, because I clearly would not know.
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