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This has a lot of bad words, but all are deserved.

This week on my #1 all-time favorite podcast, "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern," Reichen Leimkuhl won the Douchebag of the Week Award (after they read Vanessa Minnillo within an inch of her life for her hugely offensive "Ugly Vanessa" stunt) for proudly saying he's a "straight-acting gay." Oh, that went over big. A super-heated Jonny's in regular print, Linda's chiming in in italics.

Reichen, in some interview said, "Well, most of me and my friends are, you know, S.A.G.s — straight-acting gays."

Are they, Mary?

First of all, Reichen, you fucking pussy-having woman, Fuck You.

You're the face of gay America, and you're going to use self-hatred?

OK, look, I love a butch game. It's OK to pretend you're doing a little butch game to get laid. But don't fucking start with me that your whole life is that you're a "straight-acting gay" because you're "not like that." FUCK! YOU! It makes me so ANGRY!

And he's got gay face, number one.

First of all, Reichen has got gay face. Secondly, he's probably a big nelly pussy bottom.

He's taking it from Lance Bass' two-inch cock.

Yeah, from Lance Bass' little two-inch wiener. I hope you're listening, Reichen, because fuck you, you motherfucker! It makes me furious when famous gays start to act like it's better to act straight or neutered so that you don't upset the boat.

You wear sweater sets, Reichen. Stretch tees and sweater sets do not classify to me as S.A.G.

Take your moment of your 15 minutes of fame you stupid, ex-Air Force whatever. Just because you had to be in the closet — you chose to be in the Air Force, in the closet, and so you don't know how to really be gay — you think that acting pretend butch — and by the way, your eyebrows and all of your skincare is not helping with your thing you fucking ladyish, waxed woman. Fuck you, Reichen.

It makes me so angry that someone who is having their moment in the gay spotlight is going to start telling you he's a straight-acting gay, like it's cool to be that way. It's OK to pretend to be straight to get laid, or you can be kind of a butch person, but saying you're "straight acting"? Fuck you.

I live.