naked pictures of your mother

I'm already getting a lot of hits for "Rachel Perry Playboy" and you know I found it online rather than buy the magazine (please). You can find it (and, it seems, other naked things) at Usenet Binaries.. I believe you have to register, but it is quick and painless. Good luck.

I also get a lot of Chris Murphy hits, including, "Chris Murphy Sloan address." I'm sorry, but I am not going to give you that, and what makes you think I even know it? I mean, I do, but I'm still not telling you. Anyway, were you going to just go to his house? People don't really like that.

Speaking of Sloan, the leadoff episode of "Degrassi: The Next Generation" (season 4!) played "Ready For You," like the whole song, right in the beginning when Spinner bought his car. So exciting.

Less exciting was the dream I had where I kissed Marco (who I don't even like that way, although in the dream, the guy was more Milo than Marco, which helps). Anyway, it was gross, because he was like 16, and I said, "You are very cute, but this is totally disgusting, so I will just give you one fast kiss." And that was a mistake, and then he told everybody. There was no explanation in the dream as to why I was hanging out with a 16-year-old boy. Let's hope I wasn't the teacher.

Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to be working.