look at him work those hams

I read that (VH1 personality and former MuchMusic VJ) Rachel Perry was in Playboy, and I looked for the photos and found them (it is my civic duty to see every naked celebrity who puts it out there, like it or not), and she isn't even naked.

The point of this story is that whenever I think of Rachel Perry, I think of Sloan's Chris Murphy. This is not because they look alike, because they don't, but because I have this vivid memory of her backhanded compliment turned into a openhanded smack in the mouth by said Mr. Murphy. But when I look this up, I get nothing. Did I invent this in my mind? Do I really have to go through all of my old tapes of MuchMusic tapes (yes, tapes of tapes. I couldn't get MM here, so people who could get it would tape it for me because they are good people -- OH! And remember when Fuse was MuchUSA. MuchBetter, more like) to confirm?

Have I finally lost my mind completely? I hope not, because when a VJ says, "I don't care what anyone says, I think your new album is good" and the musician replies, "I don't care what anyone says, I think you are attractive," everything is right in this world.

PS Yes, I watched "Laguna Beach."

PPS Oh. My. God. The "Degrassi" premiere on Friday is an hour. Oh man. My life is so good. Except the part where I have to work until 9PM, but whatever. It's on again later.

PPPS Does anyone need a GMail invite? I have a few. Email me your stuff.

PPPPS What do you do with leftover ham besides pea soup?