smoke that toothpaste taste right out of my mouth
Why would someone say "Crafting is the new rock & roll."? I was just sitting there, minding my own business, trying to read ReadyMade in peace, and that screams out at me from an ad for this book. Don't do that. Don't say such a stupid thing. Don't.
Ass.
While we were on vacation, my brother called me an ass. It is my new favorite thing to say. Along with Big Fat as a noun. "Kid-E, if I feed you everytime you ask me to, you'll turn into a Big Fat like Mommy."
Speaking of me being a Big Fat, I am getting fish and chips for dinner, and I am so excited. Fish & chips are the new weekend bender. DVR is the new heroin. Ass is the new Williamsburg. And I am the new Brett Somers.
posted by j @ 4:58 PM
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This title brought to you by:
The Deadly Snakes -- "I Can Take It"
(Who are SO rock & roll, without a knitting needle or a glue stick in sight.)
"Martha Stewart meets Patti Smith," please make me die. Also you are truly the new Brett Somers, which is to say the cutest ever, although you have always been the cutest ever (and not newly so). Today I had corn fritters and fried green tomatoes with honey butter. You know it's State Fair time. I think I need to update my own blog, I feel like a user.
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