if you want me, then you've found me

Last night on "The Daily Show" there was this "Don't Mess With Texas" report (I had no idea it was about litter!) that had this one guy's rant, which started with "If somebody took the Statue of LIberty and threw dog poo on it, everyone would cry," and ended with, "It's like getting hit with the ugly stick, then he got back up." I think the stuff inbetween made even less sense. It was magic.

Also, the secret sharing has begun, so if you asked to be included and didn't get an email, or if you haven't been included and want to be, email me. If you were a former member, and you want back in, you have to re-register, sadly, as I don't have the old list anymore. Secret Fun club will be online from now until September 15, at which time it will be replaced with an all-new installment. Good deal.