it's OK, I know nothing's wrong
Why does the world hate me? I am a nice lady. Why is it that I must get terrible Sean "My Soul Brother" Avery news (which, for 20 minutes there, was basically, "He got a heart attack and probably died.") after a terrible loss, followed by a terrible episode of "American Idol" that I had to watch in the midst of other terrible times. No, really. I had to watch it. Like, for serious.Also, why are people who are supposed to be my friends waging some sort of imaginary feud against me? Don't be mean to me. I am good! Where did I go wrong? I am at a loss. Honestly, I deserve better than this.
Do you deserve this video? It's hard to say. But I offer it to you anyway:
posted by j @ 10:48 PM
1 Comments:
Don't be sad, Jane. When I was show the door by MTVNews, I consoled myself with the notion that I'd never again have to give a rolling rat fuck about the inane doings on 'American Idol' and that I could happily wish a plague of three-headed, carcinogenic toads on those who did, as they are so undeniably the lowest form of human life. Well, color my face red, as my new gig makes me monitor 'Idol' proceedings with equal fervor. Clearly, I'm being karmically punished for something.
VOTE KILLING JOKE!!!!!
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