let's play catch, I'll throw the shade

Should I see "Paris Is Burning?" Is it crazy that I never have? The Gay Pimp Podcast panel is obsessed, and I think they are heaven on earth, so perhaps I should follow their lead. Perhaps I should return some of these Blockbuster movies I've had out since June as well, and have them send me "Paris Is Burning" instead. Ooh, how exciting.

I had to read some man on the way home today. I got off at Bedford after almost stabbing a woman on the train out of rage (If you were rocking stupendously uncute sunglasses, a busted haircut, a nasty knapsack and carrying five FedEx boxes on the L this afternoon, watch yourself before you crotch yourself. Or something) and when I walked by one stoop, a dude swept his pile of leaves on me. "Oh, thanks" I said to him, with suitable incredulity. He's still smarting, no doubt.

I wonder how long I can go on quoting "How to Read" by MECCA? Probably a week, that's my guess.