you better stay my friend

Today I was taking the bus home, and it took 49 hours to go a mile. The bus driver honestly was going 15 mph, plus there were 682 people on the bus who kept getting on and off. So annoying. Anyway, while waiting for 218 of these 682 people to get on, I saw two old people from my old life (the one where I had no money but fun). I didn't talk to either of them (one was walking by the bus singing along with his headphones and one got on the bus talking to himself) but all I could think was, "Man, I miss having no job."

PS Is that psycho fake fireman rapist freak hiding out in Greenpoint now, or are they just hanging Wanted signs everywhere? I will X-Acto the f-ing s- out of that b-. For reals. I'm the new Charles Bronson, you know. I need to find a way to make being an awesome vigilante lucrative. Speaking of that, did you know that I accidentally didn't vote for Bernard Goetz for public advocate? Because when I realized it, I was crushed.